I made it! I reached the 1000 page views! Keep them coming!

There is many things which women don't understand. Here is 5 of them.

1. How irritating it is when they say "It looks like there is enough food for one more day" when you are eating.

2. The concept of parallel parking.

3. That we men actually can multitask, we just don't do it.

4. That "which color does it have?" is not the first question to ask when you buy a new car!

5. The beauty of completely silence.

If you got some things which girls just don't understand, then write them in a comment.

People all over the world have been used years of their lifes searching for chuck norris. The most of them have given up.
Their bloodthirst of finding the man that could not die, the man that easily could outbattle Voldemort only using spit, have been lost.
Some say he together with Elvis Presley found the greatest hiding spot in the world.
Others say as they do in Men In Black "He went home".
I say he live in COPENHAGEN!

Late one night i did a fantastic descovery.
I sat on the danish site [link], where you can search on a companys name or just one person and then get their phonenumber and stuff. Then i tryed searching for "Chuck Norris".
"What! One result!?! OMG!" i sat there in total silence. Felt like a genius. I found him. I cant believe it. I FOUND CHUCK NORRIS!!

I even got his phonenumber now Im gonna try calling him one day.


BTW look at =alexiuss and support him in his case, where a company called "Dasher Design Group" have stolen his fantastic artwork called Seasonscape! We have to make this stop!

I have no idea what to write here in this journal...

I could write something really really wack, which could be funny, but it doesnt seem right to do that.
It seems more right to write something else, something which the reader of my page want to use 2-5 min of his time reading, and maybe if its that good read it twize!
I just cant figure out anything...
I've went out of ideas.

So if you got some ideas, you dont have to go down in details, but just to give me a good idea i can work on. If you want to help with this, then i would be so happy! If you just wanted to use like 2 sec of your time on me

And Merry Christmas

Uh Yeah baby! I reached the 500 pageviews!

I know its not much, but still a victory for me! Hopefully i will get much more views... But lets take one step at the time Im working on a picture for The Touch Contest, which hopefully will spread my skills (mostly ideas, the skill will get better by the time )...